How do You Say Slow Down?

So I recently went on an adding binge on Facebook.
Then I added some kid named Henry S.
(he's going to school with sydney next year)
Then it all sort of went downhill from that.
Summary of our convo:

Blah blah blah,
"hey"
"hello"
blah
"you're really hot"
"oh... thanks?"
"am I hot"
"uhm, I haven't really looked through all of your pictures"
"go look"
"Henry, you fox!" (half lie, this guy isn't amazingly gorgeous...)
"thanks"
yadda yadda
"so do you have a bf?"
"um, i'm sort of dating someone" (LIE LIE LIE LIE)
"okay"
"yeah, so idk if it's exclusive yet or if i'm allowed to date other people"
"?"
explanation explanation
"oh, so do you not like him"
"i like lots of people"
"do you like me"
"uhm, i don't know you that well yet"
blahhhhhhhhhh
"i'm going to chicago tomorrow"
"cool"
"do you have a cell phone"
"xxx.xxx.xxxx (my number)"
"mines xxx.xxx.xxxx"
"cool"
"text me in chicago"
here i make up some lame excuse about only texting one person at a time.
"but you'll text me right?"
"suuuuure"
"we have to meet"
"um, okay"
"would you ever date me if we met or got to know each other better?"
"if timing works out, maybe"

JESUS FUCKER
LEAVE ME ALONE!