every now and then, things make sense.

I have a new obsession:
Quizno's $2 Sammies.
Lovely lovely bites of joy!

Okay, so today was an okay day.
Henry has a baseball tournament both Friday AND Saturday (two other dances).
But, I cheered up considerably after one conversation with Gage.
The gist?
He pushed me off that one time because he didn't want me to feel his boner.
I DIDN'T BRING THIS UP, HE DID!
(I'm terribly afraid of confrontation)
hmm...
part of me wants to believe this so I can have a super huge ego again
part of me simply doesn't believe it at all.

We'll see.

I have re-established friendly connections with SBSG.
Or at least acquantance-y connections (at least now he doesn't think I hate him)
I asked him something about parties.

Okay, and NEW GUY.
Seriously homophobic/antihomosexual guy, but a hot one.
Keagan.
Myspace- messaging convos.

• Medium, shiny, brown hair
• tall
• fit
• flirty
• cheats on every girlfriend he has

I wonder how this will turn out.

I thought I had more to say, but I don't really.

Also, I love my friends.

Oh, and you should read:

FireWife by: Tinling Choong.

I like to move it move it.

or i thought so.
turns out I don't...

fucking bastard-ass homo dances :/.
(i love the homosexuals so i suppose the homo thing makes it good... WHICH IT WASN'T)

i really don't feel like reliving the whole dance.
I think i'll just do really depressing bullet points to make you realise that I'm the loser of the grade and my blog is no longer worthy of being read.

• Like five guys pulled away when I tried to grind. (Penn, Chuck, someone else, etc)
• Grinding with Wes only lasted when the cabana wasn't full. Then he decided to mysteriously "get a drink of water"
• Gage was grinding with me then he shoved me off. (because he's embarrassed of me)
• Henry didn't show because he had a stupid baseball game.
• First Class got all the guys in a fucking big circle around them.

And it was crappier than that.

The good homo part: I got a really cute print dress for nine bucks.

Urgh, I also realised how much I like Henry.

Crushed

Ah, so in one of my previous posts I wrote about how this song "Crush" reminded me of taylor.
I just got crushed.

Okay, so I was on facebook (sorry, I probably can't add you. The goal of this blog is to stay semi- anonymous) and scheming. "How do I piss off SBSG?" AND IT HIT ME! Change my relationship to make so that I'm with someone HOTTER and OLDER/ MORE MATURE!.

So I asked Taylor.
This is his response:
"HahaHaHahaha. No freaking way."

Ah, I love it love it.
Thanks for making my day Taylor.

Wrong Answer, SBSG

Ugh.
I am majorly, majorly bummed. And a tad pissed.
Today, I came back from this restaurant place and got this text from SBSG:
SBSG: "So you excited to see ne trhis summer" YES! HE SPELLED SUMMER RIGHT.
translation: So, are you excited to see me this summer?
Me: "Maybe, not quite sure"
SBSG:"And why is that" the whole text was made up of real words!
five min later...
"Huh?"
Me: "You could have an extremely suckish personality on our first date and i would have to spent the rest of the summer avoiding you."
SBSG: "What"
Me: "Or i could think the date went extremely wel and you could think it went extremely badly. Im considering all aspects of this situation."
SBSG: "Alright well I have a girl friend. I wasn't planning on dating. I thought we could just have some fun" wrong answer, sbsg
five minutes later...
"But don't worry about that"
Me: "FUCK YOU, SBSG"





just kidding.
no, i opted for the wimp route
"Baha, mmkay".

SUCKS. And this is the same SBSG that asked me out like... a month ago.

To top that, Red has been ignoring me for the past week.

And my parents are out of town again for spring break (kind of a good thing).

But I'm sort of happy because Henry called me just to talk :).
I quit boys.

Even Though He Freaks Me Out...

I talked to Will the whole time during P.E. Today.
He's fascinating and understanding. He thinks like me, but he seems genuinely interested in what I have to say. His vocabulary is outstanding. No, I'm not crushing, but I'm considering a potential best friend.
He also told me that I act older than I am which I took as a great compliment.
Yes, Will freaks me out to the hundredth degree, but not quite as much. I think its the adoring gaze he gives everyone that triggers my fear of boys who like specific girls too much. Still, he's mysterious and kind of frightening. I learned today that he used to be quite violent and was asked to "tone it down" at his old school.
Hmmm....
I'm also afraid he'll consider romantic possibilities (incredibly vain, I know. I just can't help it).
We'll See.

OH, MY SISTER AND HER FIANCEE BOUGHT A HOUSE!
I can't wait to stay there when necessary.
And I got about an hour and a half of sleep last night.
And drank four cups of black coffee.
I was jittering for the rest of the day.
SBT got my essay in an email at 5.18 A.M. so he shook his head at me at break today.

Wes, first class boy, slight acne, you know- I might have a crush on him. We hug like... thirteen times a day. But sometimes I'm also afraid he's embarrased of our hugdom. He still lets me hug him in front of Chuck so I might be paranoid.
ALSO, Chuck would totally ditch me for Lucy at any moment.
FUCKAROO!!!!
oh well....

Henry is incredible to talk to. Except he doesn't give very good hugs... And he flirts with other girls :/

I hate school guy crushes.

And I haven't been very truthful about how far I've gone with Gage. On Wednesday, we kissed again, but instead, I bit him (purposefully). Ah, it was quite entertaining. As well as this, Gage has also touched the skin in my lower... feminine parts. Not that low, but where the hair should be. (sorry i'm making you read this). During English, he also frequenly reaches up my skirt so he can pull the elastic on my thong back and snap it. AND, for the past week or two, he's been trying to finger-ish me through my skirt. Make sense? I'm not going to explain...
It's all out there now.
So yeah, NATALIE AND SYDNEY, DO NOT TELL ANYONE.

whatever lola wants...

lola gets.
or taffy gets :)
I GOT INTO BOARDING SCHOOL.
Even though my hips are all messed up and out of place, I managed to do a gran jete as soon as I heard.
Okay, well, I got into the one I actually wanted to go to.
The one that I wanted to get into to piss Harris off did not accept me, but I barely put any effort into that application sooooo...
:D
I'm so excited.
But slightly pissed. Natalie, if you're reading this, its because you and Alice called Gage behind my back and AFTER you managed to convince me to finally end the friendship, you caved and I had to talk to him. Also, I lied, I had been napping.
Idk, I feel like you should have let me handle this situation by myself. Sorry, I should have explained to you on the phone. All I said was that I didn't really want to talk to him, but I also got sort of pissed when you kept insisting that we talk.
so yeah, now I've forgiven him, but I think the friendship is now just a normal friendship. I can't tell if that makes he happy...
AUGH, IT WAS SO ANNOYING, THOUGH.
He kept trying to convince me that when we kissed I stuck in my tongue first, which is RIDICULOUS, because I know you're supposed to go into a kiss with your mouth closed.
Stupid Gage.

Oh, and I may have accidentally asked out Penn (accidentally, on purpose). I'm pretty sure he turned me down.
"Will you escort me to my sister's wedding?" (half kidding)
"... I don't know. I mean, YEAH! (overenthused with thumbs up)"
"Yeah, you'll forget."
"I probably will."

fin.

The good things are:

• I looked fantastic today. My hair was in place, et cetera. I even had energy despite the time change.
• Taylor initiated conversation and we spoke for like, three hours. Which made me extremely happy (he never starts the conversation).
• Sexy Boarding School Guy was talking to me as well....

Oh, God, SBSG. I feel like an idiot. As soon as I got back from physical therapy (awkward because I didn't have time to put on shorts and I was wearing a thong...), I texted him and was like:

I GOT IN! Come home so we can fuck.

.... Not the brightest thing I've ever done. At first I thought it would be funny and turn- on-ish, but now I don't know if he knows I'm kidding or not. He was like,"Congrats, We'll have plenty of time for that this sumer" (yes, he spelled summer wrong...). Perhaps he was kidding?
I don't know, I'm worried. Whatever, SBSG is smoking hot ;).

Sorry this post lacked so much structure, I'm in a state of bliss.

WHY DOES IT HONK WHEN I BLOW MY NOSE?

Urgh, for some reason, the space bar on my laptop is acting up so I have to push it down very forcefully to create these lovely spaces that seperate words for your reading pleasure :)
JK, i like writing :)

SO, airplane metaphor, eh
now you get to read my creepy observations on people's looks...:
1st Class(popular/ jocks):

• Barbie- your typical dumb blonde. She's fantastic, however. She's really nice and honest. Guys tend to have crushes on her or Kate. Really good body (tiny waist, huge breast-ises, et cetera).
• Kate- According to Gage, doesn't have the best face... (i disagree). Really touchy feely but no one suspects her of being a lesbian. Doesn't really talk, but when she does, the has things to say. Apparently, her house is her sisters' friends' drinking house. Great legs. Dirty blonde hair.
• Sharon- Champion swimmer at this country club everyone goes to. Really nice. Tan, brown hair, brown eyes, but also really pretty.
• Kenzie- Blonde. Used to be favourite in boy- crushes, but according to Gage, "she got acne so her face is gross, still she has a really hot body". Extremely bubbly personality, lively and nice to everyone.
• Sydney- little short blonde girl. Feisty. Curly hair, and incredibly cute and nice. Has some issues, but not psychotic ones. One of my best friends.
• Ginnie- The grade bitch, essentially. Kind of squat... She's nicer this year, though. Brown hair, brown eyes. Really rich and likes to flaunt it. Parents own a fantastic restaurant.
• Chuck- sort of short, but really good body. Big on sports. Soccer star. Extremely flirty, Kate's had a crush on him for forever but it seems that Barbie is his girl of choice (making out choice). Gorgeous eyes, likes to sit in the back of Spanish class and "accidentally" grab my boobs. He's hot so he gets away with it.
• Wesley- So incredibly sweet. Blonde hair, blue eyes, boyish face. Slight... acne. Really good at track although he doesn't really enjoy running. Next to my locker, I give him a daily hug :)
• George J.- Not actually part of this group. Cracks jokes with terrible delivery. Thinks he's popular. Is really nice and puppy- doggish but waaaaay annoying.
• Natalie's Five- foot- one ex- OBSESSED with Chuck. They tend to touch each other in class and say they're kidding. The rest of the grade is not so convinced. Looks like Natalie Portman with his hair slicked back.
• Chase- Short and pervy. Another chuck worshipper. Pre- puberic yet, somehow, the object of many's affections.

Business Class (your girls):

• Taffy- Yours truly. Short, asian, sluttish acting and relatively friendly. Talks trash and doesn't do anything about it.
• Sam- Okay, so the guys don't like her so much. She's the member of our group who is really easy to make fun of. Picky about food, obsessive about pickles... et cetera. Black and a dancer... with a slight pot belly.
• Alice- lovely girl. Deep down, maaajor self esteem issues. The girl that is nice to everyone but confrontational about things she cares about. We never quite know whats going through alice's mind. Hispanic w/ good body and secondmost flirty.
• Natalie- Fantastic baker. Loves drama. A young Martha Stewart who I can talk to about anything. Really really good body (like Barbie's, but she doesn't show it off)
• Gage- Blonde hair, blue eyes. Your all american boy. I call him my best friend, but a recent assessment of our relationship has lead me to believe otherwise. I might be his best friend though... Really cocky. Used to have self esteem issues, but now I'm not so sure.
• Henry- Me in a guy version. Except attractive and more rock-ish. Dark hair, easy to talk to. School crush. Almost six foot one. Really sporty and kind of skinny but in a hot way. Slight dandruff... I would still bang him :)
• Joe- RIPPED. Although I'm pretty sure he's only five one. Intense blue eyes, really good at math. Kind of twitchy, but not in an annoying way. Partially first class and me & nat are pretty sure all the guys have man crushes on him.
• Manny- The current person on the receiving end of Alice's affections. I've backed off. Hot bod. I'm pretty sure part of his brain was lost in hitting puberty so quickly... Sweet and flirty.
• Penn- My favourite of all of our business class boys. Really sweet, kind of reminds me of Dopey, but in an adorable way. Plays guitar along with Henry and Gage. Used to have a HUGE crush on him. Really smart and kind of spaztic about grades. Soft, brown hair. Brown eyes? Pale, but also, ripped.
• Calvin- Natalie's soul mate. And this isn't solely for her, I truly believe that they will end up together. Brown hair, soulful brown eyes. One of my best friends and reads me spiderman comics when I'm down.
• There are others, but I'm probably not going to talk about them. Further classifications will be given in other posts.

Economy Class (the geeks):

• Sharon R.- Really nice. Short and has over fifty allergies. Slight hypocrite.
• CJ- Indian. Sporty. Nice to talk to and, for some reason, Gage hates her.
• Mary- Annoying, gossip queen. For some reason, we find Sam ditching us for her.
• Three Z's- Triplets. Andy- GORGEOUS, Eli- Looks A TAD bit like Dan Radcliffe, Dave- Curly Brown hair, really musical, but high pitched voice...
• Harris- INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. Thinks he's smarter than me, but incapable of making A's without studying. I can.
• Che- Hangs around our Business Class boys but they all hate him. Slightly (EXTREMELY) pervy and stalkerish. The type of guy who thinks everybody is racist towards him and doesn't accept the fact that he's just hated for his personality.

AND OF COURSE

The Stewards (previous business class):

• Cherie- Gage's ex. Bitchy. Tiny boobs but wears bras that are too big for her and push her "boobs" up to her collarbone. With padding to the max.
• Bee- Lucy's twin. Looks like a teddy bear, but not even half as friendly. Really fake and confrontational. Can't keep normal hair for two weeks without high-lighting it first.
• Lucy- Bee's really pretty twin. Nice, but hates me as well. Same as Bee with the hair.
• Aubrey- Bee's best friend. Used to stick up for her- ish but now I'm not so sure. Brown hair, brown eyes. Slight acne. Pretty nice to me but IDK.
• Nat. A- not to be mistaken for natalie. long and skinny, incredibly soccer player, but she has a heart problem... walking buddy in P.E.
• Julie- My FAVOURITE FAVOURITE FAVOURITE steward. And she's only one because she hangs out with them. We have lots of conversations and stuff. She has honey brown hair and is convinced I'm a vampire. She is also in a cold war with Gage.

Sorry, the descriptions kind of died in the end. I got tired so I suppose I should get a nap and FINALLY start my homework.

Maybe I'll write about my relationship with my madre next.

oh wow!

i'm actually getting comments.
this is fantastic :)
considering
i got a sixty six on a math quiz
(i doubt anyone in my family has ever scored below an eighty on ANYTHING)
and
i haven't spoken to either
red
taylor
or
SBSG
since... forever.
its official, i don't have guy troubles,
i'm simply insane.

yesterday, i went to the rodeo with my sister, frank (her fiancee), two of their friends, and jake (fiancee's sexy friend with an amazing accent).
I thought it was going to suck because they're all about twice my age. BUT, I was talking to Jake pretty much the whole time and he's a fantastic listener with a fantastic laugh. (No, I'm not considering anything). I managed to embarrass myself by spilling ketchup on my white coat... TWICE. Jake laughed and cracked a joke about me having the mind of a twenty five year old (thrilling) and the body of a nine year old (not so thrilling...). I also gained about five hundred pounds via deep fried banana blueberry twinky and deep fried oreo.
so worth it.
Anyways, I also ran into the main group of the cranberries there! It was incredibly scary and kind of depressing. Bee yelled my name and I turned around. I SWEAR, IT WAS AN AMBUSH!
Aubrey asked me which one Frank was so I yelled at Frank and he turned (lots of yelling...).
Then, Aubrey made sort of a face, but masked it quickly.

Okay, so Frank isn't the most attractive of all men ever... but he's not particularly ugly, so she had NO reason to make that face. The worst part was that I felt sort of embarrassed by him and ran off to go show the cranberries some amazing artwork done by a kindergartener. Which is sad because I'm pretty sure the kindergartener (or gardener... idk) was more talented then me. Then I said adieu and I ran back to the group I was with. Who were all twice my age and it was a Friday night, go figure.

Later on I realised how incredibly pissed at myself I was for my reaction to Aubrey's face. Ugh, I seriously need to stop caring what others think.

Towards the end, Gage texted me asking if I was going over to Henry's (business class boy) to watch Oklahoma (which I have a large part in, thank you very much) tomorrow. I was still majorly pissed at him so I said no.

My parents just got back from Chile today and I've already managed to disappoint them.
Fantastic, no?

ugh, Gage just sent me a picture of himself where he looks really hot.
i still hate him.

I'll explain the Airplane metaphor in my next post.