Switched my URL

So Julie & CJ just left.
While I was looking at CJ's blog, we tried to log in to her account because I thought I was signed off.
BAAAAAD idea.
IDIIIIOOOOT idea.


Yeah, they found my blog.

We went out to dinner and that was pretty cool.
I had good ice cream.

so that explains the switched URL.

Compared to Last Summer

This Summer has been much more eventful.
I even hung out with my madre yesterday.
Who I love. And we didn't fight at all :)


At about one in the morning, we went to get McDonalds.
IT WAS CLOSED!
SINCE WHEN IS MICKEY D'S CLOSED AT ONE IN THE MORNING????!!!!
So yeah, we ended up getting Taco Bell.

Yum Yum Yum.

We Humped Like Gorillas

Gage & I are okay now.
Still awkwardly friendly, but I hate him less.

Just got back from Bee & Lucy's.
Turns out that we're okay now.
Hmm, this is good.
Julie, Penn, Henry, & Manny were there. As was my Angry Friend (shy, not v. talkative girl who gets mad easily, but is chill too). She's listener, like me.

Anyway, Henry was being flirty (hurrah!) but Penn was pretty cool too. Henry was better though. Manny was just sitting there shooting water at everyone.

This really fucky thing happened where Bee & Lucy's HUGE dog tried humping me (think like... 120 pounds). I started running, then I realised that my top had come untied. Everyone was on the trampoline watching me with my arms across me while being chased mercilessly by their dog. And I'm not the fastest person.

I couldn't stop to tie my top because then I would get humped. I couldn't keep running because my top would come off...

And Penn may have seen my nipples. I was trying to get a water balloon nozzle off the top of a hose and my top came untied. Ugg ugg ugg. They're really ugly, otherwise I would be excited by this. But I don't think he did because later, I was helping him tie a water balloon and he was able to look me straight in the eye while we were talking.

I have a love/ hate relationship with my bikini.




Turns out I don't get my phone back.

School's Out

Scream and Shout.

Not really.
More like start crying at the end of your school song.
And stop crying about an hour and thirty minutes later.
While sitting down.
On your shower floor.

:/

I am going to miss everyone. Even the people I don't talk to.
I had five minor freak outs that consisted of,
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God."
or
"I can't... I can't... I can't..."
Meaning that I cant leave.
Or make people cry.
Or whatever.

This sucks.

Haha, I did go commando to graduation as a last "FUCK YOU" to my school.
Good times, good times.
Thank Gage for Spain, no?

Rasp- nothing really happened with Gage, I've just been replacing all "God"s that haven't been actually SAID with "Gage"s. (i.e. the post above).
Cait- yeah, it is :)

I got my cell phone back.

You are not your Fucking Khakis

This will be really short.
School ends tomorrow.
The culmination of eleven years...
Oh Gage, I'm getting this sick feeling at the pit of my stomach.


Saw Fight Club for the first time yesterday.
Now I'm obsessed.
I watched it two times in a row, nonstop.

Suspense, eh?

Ah, so after I let my sister out of the closet...
She was like, "I'm really pissed off right now".
But now we're good :)



I am Penn's favourite girl in the grade :). Oh, and he likes it when I hug him from behind. Perhaps he's having gay fantasies about Joe? Maybe this conversation will help you decide:
Me: Yeah, but it's like all the guys in the grade have a gay crush on Joe.
Penn: But... he's just so... COOL!

Yeah, that kind of killed it for me.

Why Livia Took my Phone Away

So I'm not quite sure yet, but this might give you an idea of life with me.
And my sister or whatever.

So my parents had company over. My sister and I didn't know that so we decided to heat up delicious 99 cent Totinos pizza. Of course Totinos pizza is kind of embarrasing so my sis refused to eat it in front of my parents company. She got bored with the conversation and she didn't want to be rude so she decided to go work out.
This is where things go wrong.
I went into her room with her;
Went into her closet with her;
And locked her in.




Oh Joyous Day!

The Worst Thing about Finals

No, it isn't the fact that you can't talk.
No, it isn't the sitting down until your legs are numb.
No, it's not that you don't really see anyone in your grade for about a week.
It might be the studying, but that's not the point of this post.
Nope, it's the timing.

Or the fact that finals are timed.

Why is this bad? you may ask.
Hum... maybe it's because right after lunch (and a lotta water)
you digest.
then you don't realise how full your bladder is
until,
LO AND BEHOLD!
YOUR STOMACH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

Okay, not really, but having to choose between relieving yourself and finishing a math problem shouldn't be a problem people have to face at such a young age.


Normally I LOVE finals week!