So there's this kid named Cameron.
He's like... Manny or Henry's friend or something like that.
Anyway, today he called me twice
(hung up twice)
and I got annoyed to the point where I called (got voicemail saying that it was Cameron). Then texted.
Here's our convo.
Don't ask me why I played along.
Me: Um, who is this? even though I already knew
Cameron: Ur secret sex buddy.
Me: Exciting.
Cameron: I no it will be.
Me: So how do you have my number?
Cameron: Y does it matter. Wat position do u like?
Me: Cowgirl.
Cameron: Sweet. I like anything thats painful 4 u.
Me: Great.
Cameron: Will u deep throught it?
Me: Nope.
Cameron: Damn. Well che tld me 2 ask. Where and wat time. And wat kind of condom do u want me 2 bring. obviously this kid knows people from our school, che is like this ongoing joke between everyone in the grade. except for che. who thinks people like him...
Me: Depends how big your dick is. Che is one hot hunk of man meat, are you sure you can beat that?
Cameron: Yea. I got an 8 incher.
Me: Ches is an eight and a half. Sorry, bud.
Cameron: How wide?
Me: 2.
Cameron: 3. More pain.
Me: How does that benefit me?
Cameron: Bigger orgasm and biger (SBSG IN THE MAKING?) 2 suck along w more pain.
Me: Lie.
Cameron: ?
Me: You Don't get a bigger orgasm from a bigger cock. It depends on the user.
Cameron: Well its more painful. GOD, What is this kid's sick obsession with pain?!
Me: Doesn't benefit me. Sorry, but i'm going to have to decline your offer.
Cameron: How doesnt that benefit you?
Me: Pain= not awesome.
Cameron: Thats the point of having sex. Ur supposed 2 do it so hard that u cry.
Me: Wow, I feel stupid.
Cameron: Yea so tonight im not goin 2 stop till ur bleeding and crying.
Me: I already declined.
Cameron: Well ur room works.
Me: What does that have to do with anything?
Cameron: That way you dnt have to do any work.
Me: How sweet of you.
Cameron: Yea. Start geting (sbsg) the ropes ready.
Me: Cuffs. Ropes blister.
This kid is a freak.
Any suggestions?
(and I know I should stop texting him but I don't want to look weak, so other suggestions)
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Suggestions?
That kid needs some treatment.
You're from Texas?? GOD HOW COOL! I bet it's a great place.
Uhh... I guess everyone named Tiago is hot then... :/
It's my favorite portuguese boy name btw x)
um...maybe some retilin?
for him not u!
lol
SPAIN sounds fun, i shoulda said that on ur last post
and i have the same reactions about drugs...awkwardly making jokes...yep its always fun
xxoo,
reggie
ask erin about him. apparently, they talk.
eww that is sickky
i dont get how pain is GOOD.
i've heard about that guy.
once, manny and him went to one of the cranberries house's [all of them there], and they opened the door and ran when they saw it was him...
or something like that.
geez.
they act like boys still have cooties.
even though this ones a creeper!
jeez! what is his problem? cause he obviously has some serious issues!
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