Penn Hug Count: 43
Yesterday there was this progressive dinner thing. It was actually pretty cool! We went to one person's house to eat appetizers, one person's house for dinner, then this clubhouse thing for dessert & a dance.
And the DJ was SMOKIN'. Basically, I stood up at the DJ stand and flirted the whole time.
And for about two seconds during every song, me and Henry grinded.
w00t. (jk).
AH, but then I came back and here's what happened.
SBSG: Hey you
I decided not to text him back for like... thirty minutes.
Me: Hello
SBSG: I gana be stright forward woth you. I'm gana fuck the shit out of you when I come home
translation: I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to have a lot of sex with you when I come back home.
JESUS, when is he gonna learn how to spell?
Me: Good for you. But that would be rape. Third tops, and i'm in a relationship right now.
okay, so that was a total lie (the bf thing).
SBSG: Nah fuck that
HOLY CRAP! NO ERRORS!
Me: Sorry hon, maybe next time.
SBSG: Nah I don't thinl so
THINL ISN'T EVEN A WORD.
Think, perhaps, THINK?
Me: Don't think so about what?
SBSG: Nah
#2
Me: Made no sense... Sorry, love.
SBSG: Nah so who's the boyfriend.
#3
Me: Jake Rowland
I do actually know someone named Jake. And I know someone with the last name Rowland. I do not know someone named Jake Rowland.
SBSG: Does he have a big black cock
CORRECT SPELLING!
Me: He's white. Medium sized.
no reply
Me: Night.
SBSG: Ye: fuxk you
Me: (in the morning) Aw, is someone a little angry?
SBSG: Nah
#4
Me: That's good. You realise that youve texted "nah" back like 20 times already. It's starting to get a little overused.
SBSG: Nah babe.
Me: I don't know how to reply to that.
SBSG: And why is that
I haven't said anything yet.
Any ideas?
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Hot for Teacher
DAMN IT! No real talking with SBT :/.
Right now I'm texting Aubrey. She just saw Pierce (weiiiiiird ex- boyfriend) at the movies. Apparently she doesn't dislike me. Good to know.
Bee and Lucy on the other hand...
GAGE IS GOING OUT WITH BARBIE! I always thought that his crush was on Kate! The theory is that they're only together so that they can get "experience". Hmmm...
Henry or Penn.
(not that I actually get a choice, but if I did...)
Nat, I know you think our boys are geeks,
but I like them better this way.
Penn has many good qualities. He's a tad (just a tad) more honest than Henry, though. Not in a good way. In a blunt "I'm an honest asshole!" way. And he cracks lots of jokes under his breath. We've been counting our pointless hugs this week and so far, we're up to 38. Today, I was sitting on his lap listening to his iPod. I then went to talk to Natalie and when I came back, I ended up sitting on the chair next to him. The conversation proceeding went like this:
Me: Hey, sorry for sitting on your lap earlier. Was I crushing you?
Penn: Sort of.
the end.
And the whole time during play practice, I realised that my crush may be going on him...
(two school crushes= BAD)
Henry is easier to talk to, methinks. The conversations just flow better. Idk, his hugs are not nearly as good as Penn's though. (it might have to do with the 10 inch... HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!) He can also be an asshole though. Ugh.
Two conversations today:
we were talking about calling people back
Me: ...so have you ever asked for a girl's phone number?
Him: Yeah. So normally I call once and then I don't talk to them again. So I delete their numbers.
Me: You better not delete my number.
Him: I will never delete your number.
AWWWWWWWWW!
texting:
Me: I'm hot for teacher.
Him: I've got it bad.
Me: Bad, so baaad. Haha, yeah, I'm cool.
Him: Your learning. Taylor's chode. Cough cough. G2g. Placement tests manana. Adios Conchita.
yeah, I forgot to tell you. Henry knows about the penis pictures... Conchita is this character in this Spanish soap opera we watch in class. Now that I think about it, it's kind of an insult. JESUS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
Me: Adios, Rafael.
Character weirder than Conchita. But they're in this little love thing sooooo...
Him: Haha, Yo me gustan las chicas simpaticas que quieren la musica. Adios.
Translation: I like funny girls who love music.
STUPID FLIRT! I wonder if he's figured out that "gustan" in Spanish has more of a romantic conotation...
Crush is officially on Henry.
That's the end of my rant. I hope something happens by the end of the year... BUT, I doubt it.
Right now I'm texting Aubrey. She just saw Pierce (weiiiiiird ex- boyfriend) at the movies. Apparently she doesn't dislike me. Good to know.
Bee and Lucy on the other hand...
GAGE IS GOING OUT WITH BARBIE! I always thought that his crush was on Kate! The theory is that they're only together so that they can get "experience". Hmmm...
Henry or Penn.
(not that I actually get a choice, but if I did...)
Nat, I know you think our boys are geeks,
but I like them better this way.
Penn has many good qualities. He's a tad (just a tad) more honest than Henry, though. Not in a good way. In a blunt "I'm an honest asshole!" way. And he cracks lots of jokes under his breath. We've been counting our pointless hugs this week and so far, we're up to 38. Today, I was sitting on his lap listening to his iPod. I then went to talk to Natalie and when I came back, I ended up sitting on the chair next to him. The conversation proceeding went like this:
Me: Hey, sorry for sitting on your lap earlier. Was I crushing you?
Penn: Sort of.
the end.
And the whole time during play practice, I realised that my crush may be going on him...
(two school crushes= BAD)
Henry is easier to talk to, methinks. The conversations just flow better. Idk, his hugs are not nearly as good as Penn's though. (it might have to do with the 10 inch... HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!) He can also be an asshole though. Ugh.
Two conversations today:
we were talking about calling people back
Me: ...so have you ever asked for a girl's phone number?
Him: Yeah. So normally I call once and then I don't talk to them again. So I delete their numbers.
Me: You better not delete my number.
Him: I will never delete your number.
AWWWWWWWWW!
texting:
Me: I'm hot for teacher.
Him: I've got it bad.
Me: Bad, so baaad. Haha, yeah, I'm cool.
Him: Your learning. Taylor's chode. Cough cough. G2g. Placement tests manana. Adios Conchita.
yeah, I forgot to tell you. Henry knows about the penis pictures... Conchita is this character in this Spanish soap opera we watch in class. Now that I think about it, it's kind of an insult. JESUS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
Me: Adios, Rafael.
Character weirder than Conchita. But they're in this little love thing sooooo...
Him: Haha, Yo me gustan las chicas simpaticas que quieren la musica. Adios.
Translation: I like funny girls who love music.
STUPID FLIRT! I wonder if he's figured out that "gustan" in Spanish has more of a romantic conotation...
Crush is officially on Henry.
That's the end of my rant. I hope something happens by the end of the year... BUT, I doubt it.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Normal, I Suppose?
AH, so today with Alice it was completely normal.
No lingering hatred.
No uncomfortable silences,
HURRAH!
I also blocked Ross on AIM & MySpace.
Anyway, Alice I have to admit that for a period of time, I was paranoid (okay, because I am a slightly paranoid person) that you were out to get me...
Yeah....
So Gage and I shared an IM today about how now we're going to try to have normal conversations. (yeah, righhhhht).
I don't have much more to say. OH! Wes is going out with Lucy now. AND HE'S STILL FLIRTING WITH CHERIE! AND SHE'S FLIRTING BACK!
Bee is going through major friend drama with Aubrey...
And Julie (my closest friend in the Stewards) is going to tell Cherie about me and Gage and our little... M.O. session. Which reminds me, I HAVE TO CALL HER!
No lingering hatred.
No uncomfortable silences,
HURRAH!
I also blocked Ross on AIM & MySpace.
Anyway, Alice I have to admit that for a period of time, I was paranoid (okay, because I am a slightly paranoid person) that you were out to get me...
Yeah....
So Gage and I shared an IM today about how now we're going to try to have normal conversations. (yeah, righhhhht).
I don't have much more to say. OH! Wes is going out with Lucy now. AND HE'S STILL FLIRTING WITH CHERIE! AND SHE'S FLIRTING BACK!
Bee is going through major friend drama with Aubrey...
And Julie (my closest friend in the Stewards) is going to tell Cherie about me and Gage and our little... M.O. session. Which reminds me, I HAVE TO CALL HER!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
ew.
Okay, so two real names I'm using are my brother's and my sister's.
My sister's name is Livia. No "o" in front (olivia). No, its not a nickname, that's her real name.
My brother, on the other hand, is named Jason.
So there.
Reason I'm bringing this up?
About an hour ago, my brother freaked the CRAP out of me by saying that he had read all of my texts. Yeah, here is an example of a daily conversation.
Me: AWW, does your penis need a hug from my vagina?
...
Nuff said.
(I later found out that my bro was bluffing.... fucking asshole)
Anyway, I recently decided to purchase a bunch of ringtones.
Not good, now I owe $87. 31 to my brother.
I guess I don't get to get those purple skinny jeans...
ALSO, I met someone over the internet...
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll132/Coconut12345/me.jpg
what do you think?
and... urgh, awkward between me and Alice still.
I'm trying to be as nice as I can be and... idk, I'm trying to be the best friend I can be, but it's still major awkward betweet me and her. Seriously, I think she's still angry with me. And it sucks. I hope we still talk while I'm at boarding school, but things aren't looking so great. And I don't really think we have enough time at the end of the year to patch things up.
Lots of ands...
My sister's name is Livia. No "o" in front (olivia). No, its not a nickname, that's her real name.
My brother, on the other hand, is named Jason.
So there.
Reason I'm bringing this up?
About an hour ago, my brother freaked the CRAP out of me by saying that he had read all of my texts. Yeah, here is an example of a daily conversation.
Me: AWW, does your penis need a hug from my vagina?
...
Nuff said.
(I later found out that my bro was bluffing.... fucking asshole)
Anyway, I recently decided to purchase a bunch of ringtones.
Not good, now I owe $87. 31 to my brother.
I guess I don't get to get those purple skinny jeans...
ALSO, I met someone over the internet...
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll132/Coconut12345/me.jpg
what do you think?
and... urgh, awkward between me and Alice still.
I'm trying to be as nice as I can be and... idk, I'm trying to be the best friend I can be, but it's still major awkward betweet me and her. Seriously, I think she's still angry with me. And it sucks. I hope we still talk while I'm at boarding school, but things aren't looking so great. And I don't really think we have enough time at the end of the year to patch things up.
Lots of ands...
Sunday, April 20, 2008
I Suppose I'm Tagged, Eh?
Tagged By: Olivia
Here are the rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you.
2. Mention the rules in your blog.
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged bloggers' blogs letting them know they've been tagged.
So here are the facts:
1. Six is my least favourite number. No, it has nothing to do with "666" or whatever, I simply don't like the number. I didn't like it before I learned of its symbolic meaning, I still don't like it. I was seriously considering changing all the link things to seven.
2. I crack my knuckles. A lot. Sometimes I do it just to piss people off.
3. I tend to procrastinate until the last day. Like right now, while I'm supposed to be working on some reee-tard cube project, I'm doing this.
4. I'm terrible at keeping my own secrets, however, I'm pretty good at keeping secrets of others. Doesn't seem like that's possible, but it is.
5. Sometimes I bite my dog. There's no reason behind it, I just do.
6. I hold grudges. If you stole the pink construction paper in third grade, I still hate you.
So here are the links:
This is Natalie Bright
The Heights
Confessions of a Teenage Wannabe
I Need More Drama
Diary of a Third World Fashionista
Uber Chic
Here are the rules:
1. Link the person who tagged you.
2. Mention the rules in your blog.
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged bloggers' blogs letting them know they've been tagged.
So here are the facts:
1. Six is my least favourite number. No, it has nothing to do with "666" or whatever, I simply don't like the number. I didn't like it before I learned of its symbolic meaning, I still don't like it. I was seriously considering changing all the link things to seven.
2. I crack my knuckles. A lot. Sometimes I do it just to piss people off.
3. I tend to procrastinate until the last day. Like right now, while I'm supposed to be working on some reee-tard cube project, I'm doing this.
4. I'm terrible at keeping my own secrets, however, I'm pretty good at keeping secrets of others. Doesn't seem like that's possible, but it is.
5. Sometimes I bite my dog. There's no reason behind it, I just do.
6. I hold grudges. If you stole the pink construction paper in third grade, I still hate you.
So here are the links:
This is Natalie Bright
The Heights
Confessions of a Teenage Wannabe
I Need More Drama
Diary of a Third World Fashionista
Uber Chic
Fuck the Ants.
WHAT'S THAT?
The drama is over, you say!
Three cheers, HIP HIP HURRAY!
Sorry, I didn't mean for that to rhyme....
And although there is still a bunch of mega confusion and such, the drama is OVER. Alice and I will go on to Monday with an even stronger, more honest friendship. (Hopefully).
Urgh, I'm too lazy to write about it. If like... four (that seems reasonable, eh?) people comment on this post asking about the drama, I'll take CRUCIAL time out of my day to describe it. Okay, actually I have no life so it won't really be any trouble...
Faye's house was fun yesterday, we played lots of Rock Band (addictive, but I SUCK ASS at the drums :]). Either way, it's nice to get away from everything. But then the most peculiar thing happened....
SBSG Established conversation!
SBSG: Hey you. How's life in (place where I live)?
hey you. Aww, okay, I still think this is incredibly cute. This is what he first said before he asked me out. Ugh, why does he have to be an ass?
Me: Boring. I'm playing rock band :). You?
SBSG: I'm about to go to sleep. I feel resally shitty
Ah, but he still doesn't know how to spell...
Me: Aw, what's wrong?
SBSG: I don't know I'm just exhausted
DID HE SPELL EXHAUSTED CORRECTLY? I BELIEVE HE DID!
Me: I hope you get better. For some reason you always when youre about to fall asleep...
SBSG: Always what?
Me: Text me.
SBSG: Haha oh I'm just very bored.
Me: So i'm either really boring or really entertaining :)
SBSG: No you entertain me.
Me: Glad to hear that.
the end.
GOD, NO FLIRTING, SBSG! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, REMEMBER?
Ah, but when one guy shows interest, that's usually when all of the other ones come back...
Ugh, sadly, it works the other way too.
The drama is over, you say!
Three cheers, HIP HIP HURRAY!
Sorry, I didn't mean for that to rhyme....
And although there is still a bunch of mega confusion and such, the drama is OVER. Alice and I will go on to Monday with an even stronger, more honest friendship. (Hopefully).
Urgh, I'm too lazy to write about it. If like... four (that seems reasonable, eh?) people comment on this post asking about the drama, I'll take CRUCIAL time out of my day to describe it. Okay, actually I have no life so it won't really be any trouble...
Faye's house was fun yesterday, we played lots of Rock Band (addictive, but I SUCK ASS at the drums :]). Either way, it's nice to get away from everything. But then the most peculiar thing happened....
SBSG Established conversation!
SBSG: Hey you. How's life in (place where I live)?
hey you. Aww, okay, I still think this is incredibly cute. This is what he first said before he asked me out. Ugh, why does he have to be an ass?
Me: Boring. I'm playing rock band :). You?
SBSG: I'm about to go to sleep. I feel resally shitty
Ah, but he still doesn't know how to spell...
Me: Aw, what's wrong?
SBSG: I don't know I'm just exhausted
DID HE SPELL EXHAUSTED CORRECTLY? I BELIEVE HE DID!
Me: I hope you get better. For some reason you always when youre about to fall asleep...
SBSG: Always what?
Me: Text me.
SBSG: Haha oh I'm just very bored.
Me: So i'm either really boring or really entertaining :)
SBSG: No you entertain me.
Me: Glad to hear that.
the end.
GOD, NO FLIRTING, SBSG! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, REMEMBER?
Ah, but when one guy shows interest, that's usually when all of the other ones come back...
Ugh, sadly, it works the other way too.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Worst Friday. Ever.
So right now, I'm listening to the Federalists and feeling really chill.
And bad. I just sent Alice this REALLY angry message on Myspace.
Me+Angry= BAD.
Urgh.
I like having me time, I really do, but today left me feeling kind of... empty.
I hope things get better between me and Alice, but considering my state of mind right now...
If you want to see her side of this, look for Alice in Wonderland in my links. Or whatever the hell I have them labeled as.
And bad. I just sent Alice this REALLY angry message on Myspace.
Me+Angry= BAD.
Urgh.
I like having me time, I really do, but today left me feeling kind of... empty.
I hope things get better between me and Alice, but considering my state of mind right now...
If you want to see her side of this, look for Alice in Wonderland in my links. Or whatever the hell I have them labeled as.
If I Ever Decide to Get Married, I Want Buttons All the Way to my Ass
Ah, went to get a fitting for my sister's wedding. The dress is gorgeous :). I also found the perfect graduation dress... for $250...
Fuck.
Ugh, major friend drama. Confusion. Shit.
I'll write about it when I'm ready.
Right now I'm not accepting any calls, but I'm really tempted to call this one number I don't know back.
Alice, I don't want any apologies/ explanations on this page. I'll talk to you later.
Probably going to watch a movie with my brother. Then Nat's if it's early enough. Faye's tomorrow.
Ugh.
Fuck.
Ugh, major friend drama. Confusion. Shit.
I'll write about it when I'm ready.
Right now I'm not accepting any calls, but I'm really tempted to call this one number I don't know back.
Alice, I don't want any apologies/ explanations on this page. I'll talk to you later.
Probably going to watch a movie with my brother. Then Nat's if it's early enough. Faye's tomorrow.
Ugh.
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