"Taaaaaaaafffy, hey, this is some random girl named Holly. I heard that you've been with a lot of guys. So yeah... quit being such a ho. See you at school."
WTF. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED HOLLY!
How is she going to see me at school?
And she had sort of a hispanic accent.
And the only hispanic friend I have is Alice
(who I've hurt repeatedly)
But this person had a different voice than Alice.
Still, supposedly Alice is hanging with a couple of friends today
SOOOOO... Yeah, she still hates me.
Fuck.
Guess I can't go to her quinceañera any more...
Oye, Syd, right now I'm eating a crunch wrap surpreme.
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Oh my... that's certainly intrueging. I wonder which was the lie--the school part or the Holly part? My parents almost named me Holly. I rather dislike that name.
i love you asian! no way in hell that was one of my friends. just a stupid 7th grade phone-jacker who has no life right cuz she got suspended/grounded because she's a freaking artard
yessss crunchwrap supremee!
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